Spaceballs the Blog

With the hot weather rolling in I have been asked many times on what direction should the ceiling fan rotate. Well here you go folks!

NASA's space shuttle Atlantis in the silhouette during solar transit.

Thank Goodness they changed the rules!

How to pair a Motorola HS850 bluetooth headset

I got tired of looking this up all the time so I decided to do a quick writeup.

How to place a Motorola HS 850 bluetooth headset into paring mode:

1. Close the boom to turn the headset off.
2. Hold down the call button until the blue light comes on.
3. While holding down the call button, swing the boom open.

The headset is now in pairing mode, and you can search for it using your phone. When it asks for a PIN, use 0000.

-Networking possibilities: sharing or updating contact information (assigning ring tone, adding a photo, URL, email, designating as a favorite)
-Picking up information: demonstrating applications, passing on a website
-Do you have a signal? Bonding while seeking free wireless, otherwise commenting on the speed of 3G
-Build rapport: Show off family photos, let someone scroll through your playlists
-Asking if the other person has a charger, wireless signal, or particular application
-Look busy while waiting for someone / get some fresh air and sunshine
-Built in opener: Talk about cases and other accessories
-Deride people without an iPhone
-Complain about the high cost of data

As reported by the LA Times and confirmed by TapouT's press release Mask is no longer with us. He will be missed.

The same thing we do every night Pinky...Try to take over the world! Have Pinky & the Brain ever played Risk? It's only been my second time playing this weekend. Thanks to Undergrads for the rules:

Risk is a game of global domination. Roll the dice and move your armies. Whoever gets the highest dice roll wins. The loser loses an army. Whoever gets the second dice roll wins and the loser loses an army. Draw a matched set of three Risk cards for additional armies.

I'm sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that's good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

Wow where was Bruce Willis when you need him?

Apparently there was a HUGE Asteroid that zinged by earth Monday morning. I'm expecting Barack and NASA to be coming up with a plan to shoot down these asteroids!

Could it really be THE Garden of Eden?

According to www.dailymail.co.uk they may have found the Garden of Eden!

This would be a fight I would pay to watch if Dana would get off his high horse and hammer out a contract to get Cung from Strikeforce!

1. Internet!
2. Texting
3. iPod
4. YouTube
5. Facebook
6. Games
7. Read ebooks
8. Camera
9. Weather check
10. Map and directions
11. Hmmmm....make a phone call?

Well I'm glad that the UFC is still heading to Montreal in April after the dealing with the Quebec athletics commission.

The full UFC 97 card includes:

MAIN CARD

• Middleweight champ Anderson Silva vs. Thales Leites
• Chuck Liddell vs. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua
• Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Brian Stann
• Cheick Kongo vs. Antoni Hardonk
• Luis Cane vs. Steve Cantwell

PRELIMINARY CARD

• Xavier Foupa-Pokam vs. Denis Kang
• Jason MacDonald vs. Nate Quarry
• Ed Herman vs. David Loiseau
• David Bielkheden vs. Mark Bocek
• Ryo Chonan vs. T.J. Grant
• Sam Stout vs. Matt Wiman

Remember the card could change!

because I have an iPhone (as of February 17, 2009)

According to SbD the owners of Station Casinos are on the brink of Bankruptcy. The very first question that comes to mind is would they sell off their Billion Dollar Baby "UFC"?

What would Dana White do? Perhaps make a reality show of the rise and fall in the Casino business?

Who would have ever guessed that a Casino could lose money.

Hopefully the UFC isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

Cheers

Sorry I took so long but I just got back from Las Vegas after witnessing BJ being pummeled by GSP at UFC 94.

Photos from the Weigh-in and UFC 94 to follow in the next 72 hours!

Shout out to the Hawaiian guy in front of us that left before I could rub some Hawaiian Pizza in his face for all the trash talking he did against GSP.

Enjoy!

Happy Chinese New Year!

Lets celebrate with a video from Afflictions Day of Reckoning.

If you seemed to have missed it here is the Inauguration and his 20 minute address to the nation.

Happy New Year faithful readers!

I figured I would ring in the New Year K1 style.

Once again Hoang Man Choi (Freak Show MMA Fighter AKA Techno Giant) gets put on stage for the K-1 New Year's event.

If you don't remember, Fedor submitted him last New Year's Eve!

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